""I don't see anything wrong with the headline", that's your problem."
"Side show Pete, back at it again on The Northern Rivers, same old act though, "Poking a hornet's nest..."
"Umm, arr, well, you see, umm arr, it's Labors fault....LOOK, a terrorist!. Tony Abbott, 2014-15."
""But moments before he jumped, a shark appeared from the depths below, nudging a back-up board they had..."
"'Our' ABC, is now Abbott's, stand over merchant yet again."
"The boarding house pudding you mean?."
"Do you mean like fancy curtains in a pigsty?."
"So Scott Morrison's new album, was it recorded at a Hillsong studio?, does it feature Justin Bieber at..."
"Does anyone want to use PEL445?. Do you know?."
"So Abbott is slinging mud at his opposition, and telling us we could be under imminent terrorist..."