OPINION: As you get older you can start to laugh at yourself

CAN you relate to this?

As I age I realize that:

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini-vacation.

The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree, which makes it a plant, which means it's salad ... Almost.



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