OPINION: It's the drink speaking...

A DRUNKEN man walks into a bikie bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, bikie in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway totally naked.

"Man, she is one fine looking woman!''

The bikie looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad bikie and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The bikie's buddies are starting to get really mad but the bikie still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the bikie stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, Go home, you're drunk."

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