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The craziest stuff on Amazon

Australians are so far unimpressed by Amazon’s launch.
Australians are so far unimpressed by Amazon’s launch.

AFTER months of waiting and a few false starts, Amazon Australia has finally arrived.

And so far, it is living up to its reputation as being a supplier of some of the wackiest stuff money can buy.

With millions of items just a few clicks away, we've trawled through the site and rounded up a list of some of the craziest items so you don't have to.

Just in case you were in the market for a mermaid tattoo sleeve ...

COFFEE MAKES ME POOP GUM

For the person who has everything?

$4.95

We’re just going to leave this here...
We’re just going to leave this here...

 

HOLY FAMILY STATUE

Amen.

$33.99

You can grab a statue of Jesus and family too.
You can grab a statue of Jesus and family too.

 

VOMIT BAGS

Handy.

$17.95

A multi-pack of vomit bags is for sale on Amazon Australia.
A multi-pack of vomit bags is for sale on Amazon Australia.

 

MERMAID TATTOO SLEEVE

Nothing says "tough guy" like a fake sleeve, right?

$3.99

We weren’t expecting to find a Mermaid Tattoo Sleeve on Amazon.
We weren’t expecting to find a Mermaid Tattoo Sleeve on Amazon.

 

DAPPER DOG COSTUME

If Fido could do with a style upgrade.

$39.99

You can snap up plenty of dog costumes.
You can snap up plenty of dog costumes.

 

INFLATABLE HOT TUB

Seems risky, but OK ...

$529

And even an inflatable hot tub.
And even an inflatable hot tub.

 

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Definitely not PC.

$36.71

Amazon has your Christmas party outfit sorted.
Amazon has your Christmas party outfit sorted.

 

UNICORN MASK

Because we all know unicorns are having a moment.

$27.99

Dress up parties are also taken care of.
Dress up parties are also taken care of.

 

DOUSING CHAIN

For the new-age enthusiasts, a Dowsing Feng Shui Smooth Cone Aqua Aura Pendulum Chain.

$44

There’s plenty of “alternative” items on sale.
There’s plenty of “alternative” items on sale.

 

THE PEE ZORB

"A super absorbent powder that turns your dog's urine into an easy to clean gel".

$34.99

And practical pet care items.
And practical pet care items.

 

'THE HANGOVER' BOBBLE HEAD
The 'Alan' Talking Bobble Head says memorable phrases such as: "I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school", "Tigers love pepper … they hate cinnamon" and "There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

$418

If you’re a huge ‘Hangover’ fan.
If you’re a huge ‘Hangover’ fan.

 

WEDDING DRESS

If you're planning a trip down the aisle soon.

$153.40

For the budget bride-to-be.
For the budget bride-to-be.

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