Lachlan Glasby is on the trail of the Regent Cinema in Murwillumbah's missing red couch.
Lachlan Glasby is on the trail of the Regent Cinema in Murwillumbah's missing red couch. John Gass

Mystery as couch exits cinema

A THEFT was taking place while Regent Cinema Murwillumbah manager Deborah Flannery ordered dinner not long ago.

She was delayed on March 9 at about 8pm as she awaited her Japanese dish, which was taking longer than usual to prepare.

It was then the evil-doer or doers pounced - removing a red, retro, vinyl, three-seater, heavy wooden framed couch from the cinema's foyer.

"If I wasn't delayed by my okonomiyaki I might have caught them," Ms Flannery said.

"I don't know what I would have done if I had; I might have pelted it at them."

The couch was only bought from the Salvation Army in November and its whereabouts has created a mystery of, well, relaxed proportions around town.

Ms Flannery said the $35 second-hand lounge was "more sentimental than worth a lot".

"It's funny, with the sign out the front people are really on the search.

"I'm sure we'll find it. It was a favourite spot for everyone to meet.

"It was such a blatant theft and I did mention it to the police, but not officially.

"If anyone did see a red couch walking down the street, we'd like to know."

The Regent has set up a Facebook page dedicated to the mystery and is requesting photos of red couches as a type of "line-up".

Murwillumbah's resident Remy Sharps (the Youth Theatre Company's Lachlan Glasby) is reportedly "on the case".

Mr Sharps is a cryptozoologist, which means he studies animals which may or may not exist and his methods for unmasking the culprit may be as mysterious as the crime itself.

Seems it is only a matter of time until someone is caught red-faced.

Ms Flannery said the incident did have a serious aspect.

"We would like it back.

"It would be lovely if it was returned and there would be no questions asked - we might even give away a double pass

"But at the same time if the people who took it have photos of the couch in a nice spot, then they can send them in."

She said the three-seater had gathered some fame during its occupation of the cinema's foyer, which had led to the light-hearted outrage in response to its disappearance.

"We've never had something stolen like this before," Ms Flannery said.



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