Entertainment

Search for Australia's 'Stifler'

Stifler from the film American Pie: Reunion.
Stifler from the film American Pie: Reunion. Contributed – Universal Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

UNIVERSAL Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced a search for Australia's own version of 'Steve Stifler', the American Pie movie legend.

All Australians with a cheeky character, unsophisticated charm, and a penchant for foul language are encouraged to enter the competition.

Entrants will be assessed on a variety of 'Stifler-esque' tasks, including the best Hawaiian and slogan T-shirts, the foulest quotes and the most outrageous pulling techniques.

Finalists will be flown to Sydney for the grand final party to compete for the crown and a prize cheque for $5000, before a panel of judges, including some special guest judges.

The nationwide search is to celebrate the release of American Pie: Reunion, now out on DVD.

To enter, visit www.australianstiflersearch.com.au.

For more of Stifler's funniest moments, visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSe4XEOlVY.

 

The Search for the Australian Stifler Final

  • When: Thursday September 6 at 6.30pm
  • Where: The Fringe Bar, 106 Oxford Street, Paddington NSW 2021
  • Price: Free

 

Top 20 Stifler quotes (WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE):

  • Happy f**kday a**mo.
  • Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
  • I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my a**.
  • Suck my nipples like you're milking a cow.
  • Stifler: "Who sucks donkey d**k?" Team: "Jim sucks donkey d**k."
  • That is a jizz-free fichus.
  • How about you guys locate your d**ks, remove the shrink wrap, and actually use them.
  • Hang out with my wang out.
  • Rock out with your c**k out.
  • F**k yeah I jazzed like a racehorse.
  • Stifler: "Nice scarf, I see you finally came out of the closet." Finch: "How is your mother?" Stifler: "You stay away from my mom sh*tbreak."
  • If you want high-quality v*g, you gotta go out into the wild
  • Wassup classmates and a**mates
  • Ohhhhhh high school chicks
  • I say we make this weekend our b*tch
  • Be her daddy.
  • Hey Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you.
  • Dude, find your balls and return them to your sack.
  • Hope you guys are thirstry, Stiflerclaus is here.
  • F**k those f***ers.

 

 

The gang from American Pie: Reunion.
The gang from American Pie: Reunion. Contributed - Bang Public Relations

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